Seth: When this Julie-Caleb web is over, Julie Cooper is gonna be your mother-in-law.
Kirsten: Seth, my head is spinning.
Seth: Yeah, me and Marissa? I can't even do that math. But the real kicker is...Julie Cooper? My grandma. My grandma wears Uggs. Think about it.
The Nana: Shawn and your dad used to hang in a gang together.
Seth: Yeah? Bloods or Crips, father?
Summer: The other night, when we had sex, you weren't the only virgin in the room.
Seth: There was someone else in the room?